The faces behind the forge
⚔️ Our Saga Continues
Valhalla Mycology was forged in the heart of the Viking Valhalla and his shield-maiden of 28 winters, Feral Valkyrie.
Together, they once wandered the shadowed forests of the soul, where trauma, sorrow, and the weight of the world pressed heavy. But through the sacred path of psilocybin research, they discovered light, healing, and the strength to rise.
What began as a personal journey soon became a mission: to share knowledge and tools for educational and research purposes, so that others—especially our veteran brothers and sisters in arms—might find hope and renewal. Valhalla took up the art of mushroom cultivation, and the Valkyrie, long a steward of the garden, joined him in this sacred craft.
This work is more than a hobby; it is a calling rooted in service and mentorship. Every step forward strengthens the mycelial network of seekers, healers, and warriors. Through research products, mentorship, and shared wisdom, we honor those who walk this path—and a portion of every effort and offering goes to support veterans and their journey to reclaim peace.
Enter the hall of Valhalla Mycology.
Learn, grow, and walk with honor. Here, you are among kin, and the path to knowledge and healing is yours to follow.
⚔️ WYRDculture – A Call to the Clan of the Spores
In the shadow of the old gods and beneath the whispering pines, WYRDculture honors the ancient ways. Guided by the wisdom of our Norse forebears and the wild cunning of the sacred fungi, our purpose is clear: to lead wanderers back to nature, heritage, and personal transformation through the path of mycology.
We forge and share premium mushroom cultures, each crafted with the spirit of self-reliance and the spark of curiosity. Ours is a hall for those who seek more than spores and substrate—it is for the warriors of growth, the keepers of forgotten ways, and the builders of a culture rich with meaning in a fleeting world.
Every offering is wrought with intention, integrity, and honor for the Wyrd—the unseen threads that bind our lives and journeys together.
Stand with us, and let your path take root in the soil of the old ways.
⚔️ Welcome to ClemGrows ⚔️
Hail, traveler! You’ve set foot in the forge of ClemGrows—a hall where tools are crafted not for war, but for wonder. Here, the fire of creation meets the art of mycology, and every piece we make is built for the fearless grower ready to embark on their own saga.
I am ClemGrows, your blacksmith of the fungal realm. With hands forged by soil, steel, and fire, I craft gear that is as dependable as a Viking longship and as precise as a master’s blade. Our tools are no trinkets—they are steadfast companions for every stage of your journey, bringing order to the chaos of the lab and ensuring each harvest is worthy of the gods.
Every item you see is crafted to order with the care of a skald and the focus of a blacksmith. Need your gear quickly? Let us choose the color, and we’ll send it on its way without delay. Have a legendary idea or custom request? Send a raven our way, and together we will forge tools that stand the test of time.
Join us in the hall of growers and step into your own saga—ClemGrows is here to arm you for victory in the fungal realms.
Voices From the Hall
"Valhalla Myco provides quality products, education and community support. Thanks for taking care of us!" - MN VETS 4 CANNABIS -
"Valhalla Myco provides quality products, education and community support. Thanks for taking care of us!" - MN VETS 4 CANNABIS -
Will J.
“You do NOT waste your precious time and money with him. You don’t suffer the heartbreak/setback of screw ups because it was mislabeled, contaminated, poorly prepared, or some other nonsense.
I am new to all this. So, having gotten Valhalla’s excellent, useful advice and top-notch products has gotten me FAR better, immediate results without cycles of failure.
So, FAFO, or Shop Valhalla!
My $.02”
Chris H.
“VALHALLA MYCO 100% appreciate the
service being able to get in contact with u when needed to and was incredibly satisfied with the product and overall experience thank you!!!”
Hekate222
“VALHALLA MYCO Has Great Genetics, Prompted shipping, Great variety, Solid advice. Backed by, Wisdom, from being on the front lines.
Customer Service is Phenomenal. A++ From my Experience”
Moose
“I honestly couldn’t be prouder of Valhalla Myco and the amazing work they’re doing. It’s such a great feeling to know I have a reliable source for high-quality products that I can trust every single time. But what really makes Valhalla special is the personal touch—the owner (a close friend of mine) is always there to answer any of my mycology questions and genuinely cares about helping others succeed. Watching this company grow and support the mycology community the way they do has been incredible. I can’t recommend them enough!"
Micheal H.
“VALHALLA MYCO is too legit.
I've only dealt with him once so far. But he will definitely get you right! Great products. Overall, satisfied with what I received. Much love bro! Keep doing the d*** thing!”
Send Aid to the shield-Bearers
🛡️ Our Mission – Aid for the Fallen, Healing for the Brave
At Valhalla Myco, our mission is rooted in honor, healing, and the ancient bond of kinship. Every coin donated fuels a greater cause — supporting veterans on their journey toward mental, emotional, and spiritual restoration.
Through powerful partnerships, especially with MN Vets 4 Cannabis, your offerings directly fund:
Educational programs for veterans exploring alternative healing
Research into psilocybin’s effects on trauma, PTSD, and emotional well-being
Access to mentorship and tools for self-sufficient growth and recovery
Building a supportive community rooted in respect, purpose, and knowledge
These warriors once stood shield-to-shield for us. Now, we stand for them — offering not just hope, but a path forward through education and empowerment.
Your gift helps light the hearth for those returning from battle.